I am getting quite irritated at the continued campaign to emasculate this president by using the same old, overused, nonsensical cliches to attack him.
Let's examine just a few below the fold:
Obama is a pu$$y.
Translation? He is weak. A coward and thus fit only to be compared to female genitalia because we all know how weak that is. Don't we?
So I asked my much maligned vagina about this charge of weakness and she reminded me of a few simple facts.
The vagina, up until quite recently and still overwhelmingly today, has the awesome task of ushering life into this world. Wow! For that alone, you'd think she deserves to be spoken of with hushed reverence.
During the process of childbirth, as was the case with my youngest child, this amazing fibromuscular tubular tract (per Wiki), can expand enough to allow a baby weighing over 8 lbs 13 ozs to safely make an entrance to her new reality. Most amazingly, after suffering through that process, this love channel will again be reduced to a size that will allow her with the merest flutter, to reduce the mightiest oak to but a limp noodle.
In fact, so powerful is this "eccentric tulip," that after being at the receiving end of the most brutal pounding a 6' 2", 190 lbs collection of steel-like muscles, can give, after having him throw himself at her as if he wants to stuff all of himself in her through that tiny opening, it will take but the tiniest contraction to have him beg her, "please don't move. Please!" To have him break out in tongues. To have him begging for promises of eternal fidelity. And after he has been reduced to sated jelly, if there is another to be satisfied, well then, we are still ready to go.
The unconquerable vagina!
How then can you ever describe the vagina as weak?
When did this male dominated society make that switch?
Obama needs to grow a pair (of balls).
Completing the switcheroo.
The testicles is a symbol of strength! Or is it?
Among the first things drummed into me in my martial arts classes (and that my husband, a man trained in the arts of self-defense, reinforced) were:
1) Your feet (to run)
2) The element of surprise
3) Go for the eyes
4) The thumb is one of the weakest muscles (women, please remember this!)
5) And surprise, surprise, incapacitate him by going for the balls. Ouch!
Note that men teach women to do serious damage to men by grabbing and viciously twisting the balls. And even in the most intimate of situations, we all know that we had better be very gentle with them, don't we. Unless pain is his thing.
So much for strength. Ha!
Obama has no spine.
Obama seeks to compromise and that means he has no spine because we all know that the spine is inflexible. Right?
When he made the comment that he bent over backwards to work with the Republicans, he was ridiculed.
The spine not only allows you stand upright and unmoveable, it also provides motion for the human skeleton.
That is, it allows you to be flexible.
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Given all of the above, it may be time for you to come up with some new memes, don't you think?